Middle American Party: Go Big for the Environment: Refridgerator Lust

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Go Big for the Environment: Refridgerator Lust

O.K. this is the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

People are unplugging their refrigerators for good, to lessen their carbon footprint.

(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, breathe, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, wipe tears, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, breathe, ha ha ha ha ha ha whoops, sorry, I wet myself a little.)

No seriously, it's a badge of honor that they can get ride of their refrigerator. See for yourself,
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/garden/05fridge.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all

My favorite part of the article is :

"PEOPLE who do best without a refrigerator often have certain built-in lifestyle advantages — they live alone and don’t have to cook large meals for a family, say, or they live on a farm or within walking distance of a grocery store."

So these people, these enlightened ones, who are the shinning light of liberalism and enviromentalnuttyism, live where? Big cities, liberal bastions on either coast?

I once heard a comedian say that if the power went out in NYC that within a week, half the population will cannibalize the other half.

Without fridges, it will happen a lot sooner.

This is stupid because these are the same people who go out to eat at restaurants, WHO USE POWER. They want to shop at grocery stores, THAT USE POWER. They ride public transportation, THAT USE POWER. And they live in cities, THAT USE POWER! What good is giving away your fridge to lesson the "carbon footprint" if everything else you do in your life also takes power?

Idiots. Power monks. Carbon Nazi's. The article actually says we have refrigerator lust. Morons. I got a better way for you to lesson your carbon footprint that won't be so annoying. Move to the woods, take off all your cloths, and live like the animals you think you evolved from. I bet monkey's carbon footprint is ZERO!

Oh, and by the way, the reason that they live alone is not because they don't have a refrigerator, it is because they don't believe in showering either. "Water is precious, why waste it on our bodies."

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Obama, like many politicians bought this election on promises. But, unlike many politicians Obama also bought this election on promises* that must be kept in order for our country to survive. These are the promises Obama made to get into the White House:

1. End the war in Iraq.
2. *Make the U.S. energy independent.
3. Create Jobs.
4. Bring unity to the U.S. Listen to the other side of the isle.
5. *Repair our economy
6. Bring down the cost of health care/ universal health care
7. Tax cuts for the middle class under $250,000
8. Improve foreign relations.
9. *Keep America safe.
10. *Solve the entitlement programs of Social Security and Medicare

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1. I am not going to call him by his title. The Liberals and their media desecrated the presidential office by calling that other dude “Mister Bush.” So according to rule #2, I will continue this practice and it is fair game. This is the “Not my President Rule.”

2. Anything that was fair game with the Liberals is fair game now. You all got to sit back and criticize without impunity, now it is my turn. (Nothing is off limits.) “This is the ‘Bush’ Rule

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Go Big for the Environment: Refridgerator Lust

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